Friday, February 08, 2013

The things we say

Parenting provides plenty of opportunities to say ridiculous things. Here is a short list of crazy things Jeff and I have said to our children lately:


  • "Take that banana out of your armpit."
  • "Do not put the pizza crust in your ear."
  • "You need to at least wear a shirt to dinner."
  • "Stop standing on the dishwasher door."
  • "There is spinach on your forehead."
  • "Stop eating that pencil."
  • "The hanger is not a toy."
  • "Do not attempt to juggle the dishes. Just put them away."
  • "Your shirt's on backwards."
  • "Don't put your face in the helicopter blades."
  • "When you need to go to the bathroom, please come inside."
  • "Who filled the bathtub drain with toilet paper?"
  • "Don't drink the hand sanitizer."
  • "Quit throwing your shoes in the trashcan."
  • "Do you know your socks don't match?"
  • "I don't think the cows want to play with you."
  • "Do you have a snack for your horse?"

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