On Tuesday, in Math class:
Jeff: Weston, what is the last day of the year?
Weston: December 1st.
Jeff: No, that is the first day of December, which is the last month of the year. What is the last day of December?
Weston: December Last.
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Again, during Tuesday's Math class:
Jeff: If today were December 31, what would tomorrow be?
Weston: Wednesday
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A story problem made up by Weston:
"If a fish had one finger, and the fish got another finger, how many fingers would the fish have?
--I'm saying "the fish" because I don't know if the fish is a boy or a girl--"
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Another story problem by Weston:
"If Daddy had nine tigers, and he got nine more tigers, how many tigers would he have?
He would have 18 tigers. Wow, Dad, that is really a lot of tigers!"
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Weston's favorite game:
"Build-A-Bed-Out-Of-Pillows." Seriously. He spends a lot of time building different configurations of beds and trying them out.
Too Funny! I get some pretty good one liners from my 4th grade writing papers, too. Be sure to keep these so you can show Weston when he gets older.
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