Darkened hotel room, sometime around the seven o'clock hour. Mom and Dad in one bed. 2-year-old boy alone in adjacent bed. 2-year-old boy half-stands up in his bed, bounces once, soundly smashes his head into the headboard, then promptly lies back down without so much as a peep, while Mom and Dad silently cringe at what they suppose to be his pain.
Later that same morning:
Mom: Weston, did you sleep well?
Weston: Yes.
[pause]
Weston: I went swimming!
Mom: I don't think we'll be able to go swimming this morning.
Weston: No. I went swimming.
[pause]
Weston: In my bed.
Mom (to herself): Sounded like there wasn't much water in the pool.
too funny- what an imagination!
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