- "Take that banana out of your armpit."
- "Do not put the pizza crust in your ear."
- "You need to at least wear a shirt to dinner."
- "Stop standing on the dishwasher door."
- "There is spinach on your forehead."
- "Stop eating that pencil."
- "The hanger is not a toy."
- "Do not attempt to juggle the dishes. Just put them away."
- "Your shirt's on backwards."
- "Don't put your face in the helicopter blades."
- "When you need to go to the bathroom, please come inside."
- "Who filled the bathtub drain with toilet paper?"
- "Don't drink the hand sanitizer."
- "Quit throwing your shoes in the trashcan."
- "Do you know your socks don't match?"
- "I don't think the cows want to play with you."
- "Do you have a snack for your horse?"
Summer 2017
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Friday, February 08, 2013
The things we say
Parenting provides plenty of opportunities to say ridiculous things. Here is a short list of crazy things Jeff and I have said to our children lately:
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