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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

When you live with boys...

...You will find:
  • Body parts stuck in unlovely places--fingers in noses; hands in underwear.
  • Tee-tee on the bathroom floor (and maybe a few other places it doesn't belong).
  • Cuts, bruises, scrapes, bites, and other bodily injuries that have never been mentioned.
  • Dismembered action figures lying around.
  • A lingering unpleasant odor.
  • Water, when there should be no water.
  • Dirt. Everywhere.
  • Insatiable appetites.
  • Great acts of daring being performed constantly.
  • A trail of crumbs. 
  • Dirty socks.
  • Objects always being thrown in the house.
  • A great deal of noise.
  • Deadly weapons posing as everyday objects. 
  • Legos under your bare feet. 
  • A ridiculously large collection of things that go.
  • Toothpaste on the counters and sinks (and mirror and cabinets...).
  • A wide path of destruction.
  • Ripped clothes. (Probably lying on the floor).
  • Boogers on the wall. 
  • Smudgy fingerprints on almost every surface. 
  • The sweetest, most sincere hugs and kisses you can imagine!

2 comments:

  1. Perfect! I couldn't have put it better myself!

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  2. I love it! And so TRUE!!! I love my boys-we love dirt!!!

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