When you live with boys...

...You will find:

• Body parts stuck in unlovely places--fingers in noses; hands in underwear.
• Tee-tee on the bathroom floor (and maybe a few other places it doesn't belong).
• Cuts, bruises, scrapes, bites, and other bodily injuries that have never been mentioned.
• Dismembered action figures lying around.
• A lingering unpleasant odor.
• Water, when there should be no water.
• Dirt. Everywhere.
• Insatiable appetites.
• Great acts of daring being performed constantly.
• A trail of crumbs. 
• Dirty socks.
• Objects always being thrown in the house.
• A great deal of noise.
• Deadly weapons posing as everyday objects. 
• Legos under your bare feet. 
• A ridiculously large collection of things that go.
• Toothpaste on the counters and sinks (and mirror and cabinets...).
• A wide path of destruction.
• Ripped clothes. (Probably lying on the floor).
• Boogers on the wall. 
• Smudgy fingerprints on almost every surface. 
• The sweetest, most sincere hugs and kisses you can imagine!