Potty Talk

This is a family-friendly blog, and I really like to keep it clean. But, frankly, some of the funniest conversations in our house during the last year (since we've been potty training Weston) take place in the bathroom. Here is a sampling of some of our favorites:

Dad: Are you finished?
Weston: No.
[time passes]
Dad: Are you finished?
[Weston begins to violently swing his legs from the sitting position to horizontally out from the potty].
Weston: [grunt] That's hard to do.

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Dad: Are you finished?
Weston: No, I just have a few more things to do.

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Dad: Are you finished?
Weston: No.
[time passes, Weston's face is crimson]
Dad: Are you finished now?
Weston (smiling): Satisfeito. {This is the Portuguese word that people use at the end of a meal to mean they are satisfied and don't want anything else to eat}.
[pause]
Weston: Satisfeito means "all done."

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Weston: What's that old poo poo doing there in my underwear?
Mom: It's just a stain.
Weston: It's just for decoration?

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Weston: Dad, why is it white?
Dad: Probably because you drank a lot of water.
Weston (truly striken): I wanted it to be lello!

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