And the brother-in-law-of-the-day award goes to...

Alan!!

He brought me fun surprises from Texas: quality, grease-cutting dishsoap and a case of DIET DR. PEPPERS!!! This last item was the clincher. And, in fact, he probably would have won if he would have just brought me one. I may or may not have done a little dance at being presented with a whole case. Thanks for participating, Chad. Better luck next time. Parabens, Alan! You rock!