Just Another Manic Monday

The first thing my eyes spied when I came downstairs this morning were cracked eggs all over the kitchen floor. That's how the day started. Here are some other highlights:

~Egg also all over the interior of the refrigerator.
~Cereal carefully placed in a left-over cup of milk in the fridge.
~Chips crumbled on the part of the kitchen floor not covered with egg.
~Unauthorized throwing away of half-full boxes of cereal and crackers.
~Snot, snot everywhere.
~Tears and more tears.
~Rebellious two-year-old on the loose.
~3-month pictures cut short by tears and more tears.
~Small boy falling out of tall chair.
~Rebellious foot-stomping episode presented by oldest child.
~Baby poked with straight pin by brother.
~Iron Chef mess to clean up.
~Purse-sized Kleenex package emptied.
~Loose Kleenexes shoved randomly into Mom's purse.
~Kleenex box emptied.
~Loose Kleenexes filling toilet.
~Did I mention snot?
~How about tears?