Why Not?!

So, tonight Ruth was talking about taking care of different farm animals. She was saying that if we had such animals, I could milk the cow and she could water the horse. This led to a hilarious what-if game in which you just substitute the beverage (or liquid) and farm animal of your choice. For instance: How about punch a pig? Or brew the ewe? Or cream the chicken? Hilarious, see?! Why don't you try it for yourselves and see just how funny it is.